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The Teletubbies are evil

Simon Singh may be a great author but he may have overreached himself on his keynote speech.

First off he proved that the Teletubbies were evil. The thinking is this; the BBC spent time and money creating the Teletubbies. Everyone knows time equals money so the equation time and money becomes money and money. Since money is the root of all evil thus the Teletubbies are the

spawn of Satan.

 

There were more Satanic references later. He played Led Zepplin’s ‘Stairway to Heaven’ backwards as a demonstration of how humans can be fooled. At first it sounded like gibberish but after he displayed words about sad Satan hurting in a woodshed half the conference claimed to have heard the words.

February 17, 2005 |

Comments

>>> Since money is the root of all evil...

A common misconception, but the phrase is actually 'The love of money is the root of all evil'

Posted by :Andrew | February 18, 2005 2:59 PM

I knew it!! I knew it!! I knew it all the time

Posted by :Anonymous | February 18, 2005 7:48 PM

I love satan. and we should be more accepting of him.

Posted by :nothing | June 30, 2005 7:47 PM

why do they create things like that

Posted by :Anonymous | September 4, 2005 7:12 PM

stairway to heaven huh? i should try that....

Posted by :chicken | November 21, 2005 1:50 PM

go to hell

Posted by :bob | January 1, 2007 1:25 AM

SATAN CAN KISS MY ASS.. TELE BASTARD CAN GO AND DIE AND BURN IN HELL ALTHOUGH THEY ARE FAKE

Posted by :nothing | January 26, 2007 1:17 AM

i.hate.TELETUBBiES.
im writing a school story, and we have to have a bad guy, and i chose a new teletubbie.
claps for me.
:D
satan, get a life.
heehee.
-
are you serious about the led zepplin thing?

Posted by :trexxx. | May 10, 2007 7:25 PM

first of all:

whoever thought we shoud be more excepting of satan.. umm u should see the authorities..

ANYWAAYSS

YES! YES! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!

and, did u know that the teletubbies support the nazis??

Posted by :Alex | June 21, 2007 5:58 PM

teletubbies are evil and should be killed on sight with a chainsaw,pistol,sniper rifle, being kicked, burned, minigun, or any combination there of

Posted by :death to teletubbies! | July 6, 2007 7:58 PM

I always thought Teletubbies were cute and fun. My friends told me that they were evil so i looked it up and they are. i hate the teletubbies now. I DO NOT LIKE ANYTHING WHAT COMES FROM SATAN.

Posted by :Anonymous | August 29, 2007 12:20 AM

Why are teletubbies satanic? I don't understand.

Posted by :Confused. | June 3, 2008 6:54 AM

teletubbies are lol

Posted by :steven | May 26, 2009 9:09 PM

HOW COULD THEY BE EVIL
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS EVIL!
SO GROW UP KIDS!
AND DONT YOU HAVE OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT? LIKE TRYING TO GET OPRAH OFF THE AIR!

Posted by :ME | November 12, 2009 9:42 PM

hmm.. love this post!

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wow some pretty funyy stuff
for those that havent read the bible u must remeber that god will win in the end !! hehe ...satan on the other head will be defeated just cuase hes the enemy (song my michael w smith-enemy will be defeated)- so nyways dont watch the teletubbies pwease for heavens sake ...god be with u!

Posted by :i <3 bob | December 21, 2009 6:57 PM

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